Heard in Beijing:

Mao Zedong saw the display of China’s military might. it made him smile

Deng Xiaoping saw all the wealth and prosperity and smiled

Jiang Zemin saw his own portrait being paraded. It made him smile at the thought people still remember him

Hu Jintao saw pretty girls marching about. Now, this is what made him smile

(To Hu’s defence, the sight was funny).